bimuslimheaux:

i fucking hate arguing with women. like can you stop being jealous of me or thinkin im a hater? girl just get over here and hold my hand lets be friends. or more than friends bitch lets make out. w.e i just love women and hate arguing with them lmao. 

ramenuzumaki:

so cute 😻😹(x)

tomfordvelvetorchid:

*kisses your neck when the liquid lipstick is still wet so everyone #knows*

chefpyro:

steam: you have 15 games you haven’t played yet

me: skyrim

steam: but what about

me: load up skyrim

steam: you’ve played over 600 hours of skyrim

me: skyrim please

chefpyro:

Highwayman: Your money or your life!

Me, the Last Dragonborn, Dragon of the North, Harbinger of the Companions, Arch-Mage of the College of Winterhold, Guildmaster of the Thieves Guild, Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, Protector of Solitude, Thane of Nine Holds, Champion of the Nine Divines and of Sixteen Daedric Princes: oh no

penelopevalentine:

official-sauron:

bcfurs:

cakeisnotpie:

desidesidesi:

cortohdow:

glorfy-the-bright-haired-ellon:

elvenkingtranduil:

anonymoussong:

huntinthedwellin98:

un-rare:

let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them

everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy

Not a rock THE  ARKENSTONE 

Why just one rock
Why not three
Why not the silmarils

#i’m pretty sure there’s an entire book on the topic ‘why not silmarils’  (x)

And one on why not the arkenstone

You’re right. Just get them a ring.

do not get them a ring

Can’t not reblog this again

faerveren-of-doriath:

wheelrider:

assassinationtipsforladies:

atamajakki:

I love when ghost hunting shows are in a fucking ancient ruin and ask their questions in english

“what is your name” homeboy I was a viking several hundred years ago I don’t know what the fuck you’re saying

Is anyone else imagining “J.R.R. Tolkien: Ghost Hunter”

“Alright, now I’m going to try 8th century Anglo-Norse”

YES

#Hm no how about 4th century Gothic #Welsh? No? #Let’s try good ol’ Latin #this could go on and on #safe bet he wouldn’t accidentally insult the ghost’s mother or anything

#keeps trying different languages and none of them work#accidentally slips into sindarin#ghost recognizes it hoLY SHIT WHO IS THIS?#tolkien

nb-kanaya:

volatilebeegod:

for 8000 denier i will stop

but like

gascony is a region of france

a pretty big region of france

she made enough money to buy a significant proportion of the country by just annoying tavern guests until they paid her to fuck off

marie the nuisance is truly an inspiration to us all

parksandtrekreation:

my favorite part of the “are you giving me attitude, spock” scene is that i imagine the starfleet brass was like “kirk has spock as first officer? good, maybe spock will rub off on him” and their simultaneous and dawning horror that the exact opposite has happened

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

My favourite fact about Star Trek TOS is that, because automatic doors weren’t invented yet, the ‘automatic doors’ in TOS were really just some guy yanking a rope and pulley system to make them slide open. Problem was the person was far enough away that they couldn’t see when exactly the doors needed to be open, and relied on a signal from somebody just off set. The actors, however, had to act as if they were 100% confident the doors were going to open at the exact time and moment despite the fact that they occasionally did not which lead to multiple occasions in which the actors walked directly into the doors while they were opening. 

bravinto:

stteve:

bucky: *punches someone off of a 10 story high stairwell*

bucky: ok technically gravity killed him not me

bucky: my lawyer matt murdock says it’s ok

mugenmcfugen:

montatora501:

darinharrfath:

darinharrfath:

EA: “See those mountains? Give us $12.99 and you can go there!”

Sega: “See those mountains? You can go there but you’ll probably clip through the world since we had to rush this game’s deadline.”

Atlus: “See those mountains? God lives there. Go kill him. Also you can fuck em.”

Square Enix: “The mountains are actually an alternate version of you who has been reincarnated through…”

Capcom: “We don’t know what to do anymore. Mountains? Uhh… sure.”

Konami: “See those mountains? They sure are beautiful. Play our pachislot.”

Nintendo: *waits 20 years after everyone else* “… hey wait a minute. I GOT IT! Do you all see those mountains!? … how about if you could GO THERE!?”

Doh and how could I forget.

Platinum: “See those mountains? They’re your bosses.”

Telltale: “The mountains will remember that”

Valve: ‘‘WE HAVE HATS FOR MOUNTAIN’‘

thatscorpionbitch:

I think Artemis swearing a vow that she would never be with any man and then running off into the woods with a dozen beautiful women is my favorite example of “gals bein pals” of all time

unpretty:

beezelbubbles:

unpretty:

unpretty:

as a kid i always thought gotham was in michigan because i thought it was a midwestern city like chicago, and there was always shit going down at the pier or in abandoned factories and if michigan has anything it’s a lot of piers and abandoned factories. anyway turns out it’s probably in jersey.

other good reasons for gotham to be in michigan:

• one of the most heavily forested states in the country with 20 million acres of forests oh my god poison ivy would be so powerful the second she got outside city limits fuck

• there’s 20 million acres of this and she’s got plant powers no wonder they want her on lockdown
  
• there are more than 6,000 shipwrecks in the great lakes how many supervillain origin stories is that good for
• there’s a whole class of freighter just for the great lakes
• “63 commercial ports handled 173 million tons of cargo in 2006″ aka holy shit that is a lot of opportunities for boatcrimes
• mr freeze has a pretty tragic origin story but if you had to put up with michigan winters and then some motherfucker showed up freezing the town outside of freezing season you would have no mercy

• MOTHERFUCKER I JUST PUT MY SNOWBLOWER IN STORAGE DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW
• imagine batman giving someone directions by pointing to his hand
• “we believe killer croc is somewhere around here” he says pointing to the tip of his thumb
  
• good fucking luck finding stats on abandoned buildings in michigan but holy shit are there a lot of them, no wonder they’re always having fights in abandoned factories and empty warehouses

• “kitty why are you including that map of the railroads like it’s relevant” because when you’re trying to sleep and you hear a train in the distance it’s fucking spooky okay
• i have no evidence that traincrime is an issue for batman i’m just saying the ambiance is there
• michigan has plenty of abandoned theme parks for the joker to hijack
• our most famous abandoned theme park is dinosaur themed so I GUESS WE KNOW WHERE HE GOT THE T-REX

• we have a special kind of ice cream called superman ice cream and i think bruce would be really bitter about it and that’s hilarious
• there are nine different species of bat in michigan and they have all lived in my kitchen at some point
• michigan is full of mines both abandoned and active and bats love them
  
• put an abandoned train station next to and abandoned mine and you have a totally plausible CRIMEZONE

• and none of this is getting into the most compelling evidence
• put a city in michigan and watch how fast no one gives a fuck
• gotham, MI needs batman because who the fuck else is going to help
• batman please save us from the cops and the state government
  

I always thought that Gotham was Chicago and Metropolis was New York City.

that’s what i thought but apparently metropolis is new york during the day and gotham is new york at night which means the dc universe has three new yorks which i think even new yorkers can agree is too many

here are some more michigan batman facts:

• we already have evil clowns
• when i was a kid i used to slide down the slopes made by snowplows on my stomach which i feel is relevant to the penguin
• there’s always a ton of cars from the 30s driving around gotham which makes perfect sense if it’s in michigan because that’s when we made cars and we’re not over it
  
• rick snyder and his emergency managers are basically supervillains and i want batman to punch them
• michigan is closer to kansas which means bruce can visit clark’s parents and then they’re emailing clark about what a nice young man he is and there’s nothing clark can do about it
• batman vs superman: the deep dish debate
• “who would name a city bludhaven” well we’ve already got bad axe and colon and gaylord and climax and grim and hell and frankenlust and gore and that’s just the first half of the alphabet
  
• if someone said that a city in michigan had been hijacked by an evil clown that was only stopped when a man in an animal costume kicked him in the face would you even blink
• this is meadow brook hall in rochester mi

• this is the charles t fisher house

• here’s the james scott residence

• welcome to michigan hope u like houses with turrets and fucked up clowns and evil men poisoning the water